SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
The second I saw the dildo as a toilet paper rod, I knew I was in for a good time.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.
Rough Translation of this:
I still believe
that man does not die at once
and the he (man) dies in pieces
every time a friend is lost, a piece dies
every time a lover leaves, a piece dies
every time a dream of is killed, a piece dies
and then comes the Great Death who finds all of the pieces dead
so he picks them up and leaves.